"I usually have rather grand affairs: I insist that all my friends put on shows in my country house, or I have a big party in the city, or we go back to Scotland, where we got married.
"But this time I decided to do it very low-key."
I, I, I, I: I think the problem is obvious.
Yes, the Ritchies are having mucho problems. Do you think they'll last as long as Bill and Lil Ritchie of Kentucky, married in April, 1919? They were one of the couples who held the Guinness World Record for longest married couple in 2002.
That was a very good year for longest marriages.