Monday, February 20, 2006

I've heard of pre-nups, but nothin' like this. . .

You may have heard about Travis Frey, an Iowa man accused of kidnapping his wife (and downloading child porn) and the insane marriage contract that he expected her to follow. You can't say this man is crazy, because his list is so thorough and methodical from how often his wife should shave everything (every 3 days), allowing her to keep 5 pairs of non-thong panties during her menstrual cycle and a requirement that half her shoe purchases must be 2" or greater high heels. But he did offer "good behavior days" where she would be relieved of duties to him.

Of course, this is not a "marriage contract" but a sex slave contract.

Frey's lawyer denies that his client wrote the four page Contract of Wifely Expectations. Ladies, don't read this near your loving hubby, as you may freak and accidently take it out on the wrong man!

1 comment:

  1. ok I will admit that I clicked on the link and read the entire contract...

    This falls under the YOU MUST BE KIDDING file!

    I almost fell out of my chair when I read about "measurement night" and the length of acceptable hair and it's precise placement!!!!